Accurancy is really important in writing job advertisements
Think about it.....
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't
they be wearing nightgowns? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people
from Holland called "Holes"?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale
bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but
a person drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean
to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall
has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me... they're cramming
for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't
they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could
look for them while they delivered the mail?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
Remember... "Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent
Opposition From Mediocre Minds." A. Einstein